"When you Win it...YOU LOSE IT!"

Reality shows are really starting to crack me up. Now, if you’re a stupendous fucktard and you’ve never had a piece of ass, all you have to do is take part in a new reality show called "Virgin Territory".

Aparently, Paris Hilton and porn superstar Jenna Jameson have been asked to “take part” in the new reality show. The producer is Kevin Blatt, the man responsible for marketing the Paris Hilton sex tape, “One Night in Paris.” They are planing on putting up giant billboards in Time Square and Los Angeles advertising for virgins to take part in the show.

The series will feature ten “medically certified” (how the fuck are they gonna prove that?) male virgins and will “monitor” their quest to get laid for the first time. The ten male virgins in the house will have to resist temptation of female celebrities, who are also in the house. There will be various competitions, there’s Blue Balls room, there’s Sexual Concentration, there’s Dildo or Don’t, and there’s my favorite—the STD Spelling Bee. Oh, and jacking off is not allowed for the duration of the show. Now that’s some funny shit!

Blatt is working with sponsors to make sure that the ultimate virgin who holds out the longest is fuckward bound. “America” will vote via a 900 number to decide between the final two. On the last episode, “surprise celebrity” takes the winner to the Lose-it Lounge, where video cameras will record them "gettin' their hump on" to be shown on the Web and on TV. Blatt predicts “Virgin Territory” will be a smash hit and be watched by even more people than the millions who saw “One Night in Paris.”

I know it all sounds a bit rediculious, but I’ll watch that shit quick! Later fuckers!