Would you have Seck's with me?

Since I'm home on a Friday night (not gettin' any ass), and being the big loser face that I am, I thought I'd let you in on a little "money maker" that I came up with. I know I need to get this shit copyrighted, but that's just the way I roll.

I'm gonna start brewin' beer! That right, I'm gonna brew a beer that's gonna make me a lot of money. The beer I'm gonna brew is gonna be called "Seck's". You wanna know why? I'll tell ya. Think of the possibilities with this name...

1.) Hey baby, would you like to have some Seck's?
2.) Would you like Budweiser or Seck's?
3.) This is some good Seck's!
4.) Is this all the Seck's you got?
5.) Give me Seck's!

I'm tellin' you guys, this would make a little "coin". So, I guess I better figure out how to make the fuck out of some beer. Later couch lickers!

p.s. If somebody steals my idea, I'll kick you right in the tooth. I've got this shit posted right here, and it's dated. So, LICK BALLS IDEA STEALER!